Top Ten Things That Really Bother Me...
10. Trips to Wal-Mart... Since Wal-Mart literally has everything from pampers to prescriptions ... why don't they just go ahead and turn half of the toy section into a Day Care... This way I can shop without....
* Lil Hakim & Rashid nem' having shopping cart races
* Parents letting Ray-Ray push the cart when he is NOT even tall enough to see where in the HELL he is going.
* Lil Maria & Jose playing catch with the oranges
* Having to hear ... “If you don't sit yo @ss down in this basket” TEN times. Then have to hear the screams of child who has fallen out of the basket
Wal-Mart needs a Day Care!!!

9. Isn't it against the law to have a NON injury car accident & not pull off to the side of the road??? I think so!!! At least 3 days out of the week my already long commute is made even longer by idiots who choose to exchange their insurance information right smack in the middle of I-35 at 7:30 in the morning when there is barely a freakin' scratch on the dang car! Why make everyone else late to work because your dumb self was tailgating the car in front of you and you weren’t payin’ attention???

8. Celebrities who get married. ... Is the max time a Celebrity can stay married FIVE YEARS?!?!?! Is Six years too big of a commitment? The Sanctity of Marriage is already tainted enough, celebrities make it WORSE! Celebrities should only be allowed to have boyfriends and girlfriends and refer to them like this… “Oh meet Vanessa this is my PLAY WIFE" & "Oh meet my Kobe... this is my PLAY HUSBAND" If the break up … who in the heck cares there is no multimillion dollar divorce settlement to talk about.

7. Kids who curse like there is no tomorrow in front of adults. What is the point? Yeah I ain't ya mama but I still deserve respect ... STUPID KID you are just displaying how LIMITED your vocabulary is!

6. In the past year I have purchased TWO Dell Computers. WHY in the H#LL are they BOTH SLOW as ____!!! (I soooo wanna curse like the kids in # 7 but I won't)... So I’ll say both of the stupid computers are slower than the kids in number seven trying to a read a book & the stupid things freeze more than Lake Michigan!

5. Windows VISTA??? I mean really … Bill Gates were you really in such a crunch for money you just had to put that mess out in the stores before you worked out all of the kinks??? Why are all of the error messages written in a language so only a programmer will understand what the heck its saying???

4. T-Pain… OOOOO he REALLY gets me…. He sings into a microphone that changes his voice and he sing stupid hooks & he make money for the mess. Where is the talent? Rappers in general are REALLY disappointing. The Radio is REALLY REALLY disappointing with how often they play the mess without even rotating in ONE song that ain’t about some ass shaking. Since my commute is already long & made even longer by the idiots in # 9 I just turn the radio off in the car and listen to my own thoughts. Yes I do have CD changer but the CD burner on the Dell PC with all my music on it # 6 doesn’t quite burn CD’s anymore!

3. The people on my job. How in the world did I end up in a place that is the epitome of corporate America’s dark side? I am really bothered that I have stayed there so dang long.

2. Relationship Issues … (I just vent on this one) When did guys really begin to equate getting ass with man hood? When did the college playa cards get extended to 40 YEARS OLD!?! Ladies are now satisfied with sharing a male (can’t really call him a man) just as long as she gets to live the house they cohabitate together in? I really am tired of people being dishonest when I try my hardest to be sincere in everything. I realize I am work in progress on a few things but the key word is WORK! I am workin’ on things and not just content with some bull! I am really bothered by the fact that I let a fool make me never want hear another love song!! I am so bothered by the fact that the single life is so complicated & yet folks who are married are still creeping, steady in search for more of who knows. I never learned how BIG trust really was until someone betrayed it & having to fight so hard to trust again is a lot harder than I imagined. How can I love freely when I have to guard my heart & not let folks get too close? Ok let me stop I will never get to number one from talking about this…

OK HERE IT IS THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT URKS ME MOST!!!!!
1. WHY IN THE HECK ARE THE CASES OF WATER AT WALMART ALWAYS SO HARD FOR ME TO GET IN THE DANG BASKET? THE TIME THAT I WISH I HAD A SPECIAL LIL FRIEND IS WHEN I HAVE TO PICK UP THE DANG CASE OF WATER AT WALMART MYSELF… I WOULD LOVE TO JUST SAY “SWEETIE CAN YOU GET THAT FOR ME??””” SHEESH
YEP THERE IS A TIE...

1. SINCE I AM LISTENING TO MAXWELL RIGHT NOW I AM SOOOO URKED BY THE FACT THAT MAXWELL HASN'T HAD AN ALBUM SINCE "NOW" in 2001 & HE IS RUMORED TO HAVE SWITCHED TEAMS AND SINGS TO FELLAS NOW TOO! D@MN!!

YEP More Number ONE!!!

1.FLAVA FLAV & THE FLAVA STRIPPER HOES URK THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!